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Post by Madeleine Baudelaire&Russ Ford on Dec 1, 2007 13:23:56 GMT
Madeleine shuddered as Lee batted his eyelashes at Jack. "That's just wrong."
"I always had my doubts about your straightness, Lee..." Olivia teased, tailing off and yelping as Madeleine's leg swung out towards her. "If you kick me, Jack'll beat you up for me, won't you?"
Madeleine smirked at Jack. "Oh, will you, Jack?"
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Post by Kira & Lee Norris on Dec 1, 2007 13:31:37 GMT
"You are my Head..." Jack considered. "But... well, dang. Olivia's got her legs around my waist. Sorry, m'am. Principles come first."
Lee sighed, leaning back on the sofa. It was nice to be so comfortable near Maddie. He hadn't rested like this in a while.
"So what are you saying, Jack? If Maddie's legs were around you, would Olivia be out?"
"You disgust me, Lee," Jack said primly. "Me? Be disloyal to the girl who sticks her tongue down my throat on a regular basis? Eh- no! I know what a good thing I've got!"
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Post by Madeleine Baudelaire&Russ Ford on Dec 1, 2007 14:25:13 GMT
Madeleine made a gagging noise as Olivia's legs wound more tightly around Jack. "Guys, really. Get a room. And Olivia, remember to conjure up a condom," she added scathingly, rolling her eyes at Lee.
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Post by Kira & Lee Norris on Dec 1, 2007 14:29:14 GMT
Lee felt a real temptation to pull one out of mid-air, and fling it at them, just to get them to go away so he could spend some time alone with Maddie. But... he knew it would only encourage them- and no doubt send them into hysterics!
Jack's hands kept rotating the width of Olivia's thighs, and every time she drew closer to him, his grip on her seemed to tighten. Olivia had well and truly earned the reputation of a 'sleeper'. But never before had Lee seen Jack quite so... 'man-whorish'.
Gee they must like each other.
"Can you do that?" Jack asked her dreamily.
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Post by Madeleine Baudelaire&Russ Ford on Dec 1, 2007 14:36:42 GMT
"I can do a lot of things," Olivia smiled, leaning towards him.
Then, she felt a something soft - presumably a cushion - hit her on the side of the head. She twisted her head around and smiled at Madeleine. "Jealousy's an ugly colour, Madeleine..."
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Post by Kira & Lee Norris on Dec 1, 2007 14:41:17 GMT
"Jealousy..."
"... turning saints into the sea!"
"Swimming through sick lullabies!"
"Choking on your allibis..."
"But it's just the PRICE I PAY!"
"DESTINY IS CALLING ME!"
"OPEN UP MY EAGLE EYES!"
" 'CAUSE I'M MR BRIGHTSIDE!"
"Freaks."
Lee ignored the woman, laughing as he and Jack belted out the words to the chorus. They pretty much sounded awful- but the look on the two girl's faces was worth it. Jack picked up Olivia with ease, and started dancing around the room, yelling half-strung together sentences of, "JEALOUSY!" and "I NEVEEEER..."
Lee jumped up with him, then catching the look on Maddie's face, sat back down again.
"Should I pick you up?" he asked meekly.
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Post by Madeleine Baudelaire&Russ Ford on Dec 1, 2007 14:48:57 GMT
Madeleine followed Jack and Olivia across the room, laughing and with one eyebrow raised, when Lee jumped up, then looked at her, and sat back down again.
"Should I pick you up?"
Madeleine smiled sweetly at him. "Don't you dare," she laughed, before adding, in an undertone, "Think we should leave while they're distracted?"
However, as soon as this phrase left her lips, Olivia started batting at Jack. "Okay, put me down, I'm dizzy!"
Madeleine cursed under her breath.
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Post by Kira & Lee Norris on Dec 1, 2007 15:52:29 GMT
Well, she was no fun.
Jack set Olivia down carefully, unwilling to admit he was slightly dizzy himself. He shouldn't have spun around so fast. But... he didn't care! It was fun! And it made it a thousand times better that Olivia had been clinging to him wildly the whole time.
She really let him put his hands anywhere and everywhere. It was... ruddy brilliant.
Jack cocked his head at the canoodling Madeleine and Lee, and was struck by inspiration. With a tribal cry that would make Beckham quake with fear, Jack threw himself at the sofa and between them both. The sofa was knocked backwards by the force of it, and Jack rolled off it, hooting with laughter as he dodged Madeleine's flailing fists.
Lee just looked dazed.
"Ow," he said stupidly.
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Post by Madeleine Baudelaire&Russ Ford on Dec 1, 2007 16:10:54 GMT
Madeleine hit the ground with a thump, and cursed loudly at Jack, kicking out at him as he rolled around the floor, laughing and dodging her. Eventually her foot made contact with him.
That stopped his laughter.
"I hope that hurt," she snarled at him, struggling up from the ground before setting the couch upright without much effort.
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Post by Kira & Lee Norris on Dec 1, 2007 16:18:12 GMT
Words could not describe the pain he felt right now.
Actually, they could.
"Oh holy mother- !!!"
Lee stumbled backwards, watching Jack in awe as he rolled around the floor clutching his goodies and screaming in pain. Madeleine was insane! Didn't she realize he needed to have sex one day?! Didn't she realize she could be costing him his life's ambition?!
"That was harsh, Maddie," Lee said softly, as Jack's screams of pain finally began to die out.
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Post by Madeleine Baudelaire&Russ Ford on Dec 1, 2007 16:21:44 GMT
Madeleine watched Jack roll on the floor with amusement, and a little remorse.
Only a little, mind.
"To be fair, I couldn't see where I was kicking," she said apologetically. "But come on, it can't hurt that much-"
She was interrupted by the cuss spouting from Jack's mouth that was clearly meant to contradict her.
"Sorry, Jack!" she apologised, hiding a smile. "But come on, don't be a wuss - your girlfriend's in the room!"
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Post by Kira & Lee Norris on Dec 1, 2007 16:30:54 GMT
Jack growled, and Lee empathized. Maddie had no idea how much she'd really affected him. Maddie- god bless- wasn't a guy. Maddie had no idea what the hell it was like to have a thingy.
She had no idea what the hell kind of pain Jack was in. It was like... Nature's payback. Guys didn't have to go through childbirth- they just were open to getting their balls crushed instead.
Lee turned away, unwilling to watch any more of this display of pain.
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Post by Madeleine Baudelaire&Russ Ford on Dec 1, 2007 16:35:16 GMT
Madeleine bit her lip as Jack growled, still on the floor.
"Oh, Jack, I'm really sorry," she sighed. "Look, Olivia, your healing powers are better than mine, can't you do some-"
Then her teeth clamped down on her tongue as she realised what she'd just said.
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Post by Kira & Lee Norris on Dec 1, 2007 16:41:43 GMT
Jack sat up straight, his eyes wide and hopeful as he gazed at Olivia.
"Ow," he mumbled weakly.
Lee groaned loudly, turning on Maddie. "Smart, Maddie- real smart..."
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Post by Madeleine Baudelaire&Russ Ford on Dec 1, 2007 16:48:40 GMT
Madeleine buried her face in her hands. "I know... oh Christ..."
Then her gaze snapped up to Olivia. "Don't you dare - seriously!"
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